Hey there, Neo moms! Raising tiny humans in 2024 is an adventure worthy of a Nobel price. But fear not, we're all in this together, navigating this jungle that is parenthood with equal parts grit and good humor.
First things first, let's ditch the fake life and packaging. The perfect Instagram family isn't real, gentle parenting has its hassles and striving for it will only give you heartburn. Some days, getting your baby to bed in one piece is a parenting win. Embrace the chaos, mama!
Tech can be your helping hand, holding the baby’s attention for five minutes while you take a well needed break. Educational apps and Cocomelon?? Sure! Just remember, screen time isn't the nanny, it's the occasional babysitter.
And forget sparkling floors, mama. Your house is a playground, not a museum. Unsolicited art projects on your wall and powder explosions in the living room are just souvenirs from your little explorer's adventures. Besides, chasing toddlers is better cardio than any gym can offer.
Like our mothers will say, it takes a village to raise a child, so lean on your tribe – your sisters, your aunties, even the market woman with all the juicy gossip. Share the child’s duty, the laughter, the tears. We all need a hand to hold sometimes, and you don't have to climb this mountain alone.
The Yorubas use to say that “Olohun tó tò òmo iya oni bread ohun naa lo ma ba wa tò omo wa (The God that raised the child of the bread seller, will raise our children too). Although you need to be mindful about your children, don’t let that mindfulness cripple you or make you anxious, kids will be kids- they will fall, they will be ill, they will swallow buttons, put beads in their nose, but they will survive and they will be alright.
Finally, remember this: you are a champion. Yes, you! There will be days when you think you've lost your mind, days when everyone else seems to have the "normal parent" manual while you're stuck with the rocket science one. But amidst the meltdowns and sleepless nights, there will be moments that melt your heart faster than ice cream in the sun- A toothless grin, a clumsy hug, a whispered "I love you" – these are the diamonds you collect on this crazy, beautiful journey.
So, my Neo moms, go forth and conquer! Laugh until your sides ache, and remember, we're all in this together, covered in laughter lines and high fives, ready to cheer you on. Happy parenting!
P.S. Don't forget the snacks. Always bring extra laughter and patience, they're the fuel for this wonderful adventure.